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Dashboard Confessional

This isn't going to be a long one at all because I am pretty tired but i'm looking for opinions here. Dashboard Confessional was an amazing group...AT FIRST! Is it just me or does it seem like the newer stuff is just garbage...like completely overproduced and lacking passion. Any comments? And also, in case I run out of ideas or you would like to hear my rant on a certain subject, now is your chance! Let me know of a topic you'd love to hear me rant about...I'm sure I have a strong opinion on it that you'd either like to hear or think it'd be funny for me to do.

Upcoming rants: Mathew McConaughey, Britney Spears, The New Pokemon, and The Catholic Church!

"You Would"

This is a post devoted to the saying "you would"...ok my rant about this is very simple, it's just a plain stupid thing to say. For instance, I say "I'm going to eat this burger in one bite" Response "pfft..you would!". Yes, of course I would...SINCE I JUST FREAKING SAID IT! Do people think they are being clever about saying that? or even funny? It's not like it's a thought provoking statement...nor creative. You would...whoever started that probably misheard the person...maybe they missed the beginning. Like all they heard was "...eat this burger in one bite" and they said "you would?"...yes, that would make sense! But noooooo....let's be stupid about it. You would...YES CUZ I JUST SAID I WOULD! Do people have a hearing problem. I don't think anyone understands the anger that rises inside of me when that is said...it's just being repetitive. Are they just trying to confirm in their tiny heads that this person would do such a thing. And sometimes it's not even a ridiculous thing to say. "well, i'm going to go to the bathroom now" "hah, you would"....am i supposed to be insulted by that? What a weak comeback if that's how it's supposed to be used. Ugh....so there is my rant on "you would". I hope people can sympathize with me about this if you never really thought about it, or if you have said it before not realizing how retarded you make yourself sound. Keep reading!

Quick Post

This week I shall be painting from 7-3:30 at work, and from 4:30-whenever at my church. So painting that frequently pretty much sucks! That is my rant about painting. It's hot and that stuff smells and makes your wrists hurt over time. Have a good one...i shall be posting a long rant whenever I get time to.

The Karma Monster

This is not a rant...this is a heads up to all of my readers. I'm sure some of you know what Karma is and those of you who do not, here is the definition. Karma - action, seen as bringing upon oneself inevitable results, good or bad, either in this life or in a reincarnation. Well listen up children...here is the full truth about karma. A few years back, a lot of terrible things were happening to me. Like the kind of things that you're like "wow, i guess i deserved that". For instance, if you steal some kids pokemon card, you lose your favorite...that kind of stuff. I then learned about Karma and how basically it is the keeping of a balance...if you do wrong, wrong must be done to you and same for the good. Well I then had my friend draw up a creature that was doing this to me...and his name?, The Karma Monster. Now I know what some of you are thinking, "Ryan! You were just a child and had a crazy imagination! Duh!" Well my friends, you are wrong! Because of doing this, I created a monster from the depths of my feelings, beliefs, and ideas. Maybe some of you don't believe monsters exist, then maybe it's a Karma Angel/Demon...or some kind of Karma Goat....I don't care! The point is....you need to be careful with what you do and say about anyone! I have damned us all by creating this beast and unfortunately it can not be controlled (i've tried). Evidence of the monster was present for me today thus causing this post. A few days ago i posted a rant about country music (just look below). Well today at work, I was painting and this girl brought her own music. It was all country....and i mean the dumb dumb songs such as (and these may not be the titles) Green Tractor, this ones for all the girls, i'm just a summer time girl, and so on and so forth. Unfortunately do go along with this, she only brought 2 cd's...We painted for 6 hours...Karma exists everyone. Please watch what you do and say...he gets you when you least expect it. And for those of you who are still skeptical and thinking "pfft...it's just coincidence" Go ahead and taunt him...you may not notice in the hour, day, even month or year...but something WILL happen, and when it does, we both know you will think "....Karma Monster?"

New Cartoons

This one will be pretty short. Cartoons created in this age are failing terribly! I miss the old ones and just to name a few: Hey, Arnold!, Angry Beavers, Cow and Chicken, Dexter's Lab, Ahhh! Real Monsters, Ed Edd n Eddy, Courage the Cowardly Dog, almost all of the cartoon cartoons, Rocko's Modern Life, and many many more! The new ones are just completely stupid and need to stop. I see all these new shows coming out and I watch the pilot episode and would much rather eat my eye with a spoon. They are just completely awful! There are a few decent ones such as Chowder, Misadventures of Flapjack, and pretty much anything on adult swim (adult swim rant coming soon? what do you think?). But overall Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network have just been showing terrible shows! They are beginning to grab hold of the reality television click. Cartoon network has live action shows now?!? Wasn't called CARTOON network for a reason!!! And nickelodeon might as well just change their name because they aren't anywhere close to where they used to be with Salute Your Shorts and Goosebumps...now they show iCarly, Naked Brothers Band, and Ned's Declassified...are you freaking serious?!?!? Are children just getting dumber?!?! Gah...well this was longer than i had expected. Comment and let me know what you think. Also for bonus points, list some of your favorite older cartoon shows. Shall be ranting again soon.

Country Music

Alright, here I go on this one. Country has to be one of the worst excuses for music I have ever heard. Listen, there MAY be some talented country vocalists, there MAY be semi-talented musicians...but the lyrics...come on! I don't care AT ALL about your tractor, your banjo, farm, open fields, or what you do on/with any of these! I can write country music lyrics if I was Helen Keller!

Sometimes I'm mad at the world
Mad at this town
Mad 'cause I can't lose the same five pounds
That I've been tryin' to lose for three or four years now.

Did I just fart or did I put down some country lyrics? I can't even tell. No one wants to hear about your life, ESPECIALLY with how terribly boring it is! Oh, and don't let me forget love songs. How they love to have a good country girl...what does that even mean? If they don't shave their arm pits and can ride a horse, you'll date them?

Country music...you need to just stop! Your vocal twang is not necessary...we all know you are a dirty hick by the twang in your instrumental.

TV

It's getting to the point where I can't turn on the TV without having something pissing me off. The new shows they are putting on and the ridiculous commercials are getting so insanely stupid. The world is becoming retarded one day at a time. A new show on abc family is called Huge. Are you serious?!?! A show saying that "i don't need to change myself from being fat because I'm fine how I am". NO...you are unhealthy and will die from clogged arteries! Commercials just being over exaggerated too. NO ONE HAS THAT MUCH TROUBLE WITH OPENING A BAG OF CHIPS!!! The things they come up with to make people stupider than they really are (which is a lot already). It's been about an hour since I had my blog and here's my first post....keep reading.

Starter Blog

Well, this is the first real blog site I'm going to do. I feel that I have a lot of thoughts through out the day of things that bother me for some reason or another. This will be my blog of all those thoughts and opinions about actors, actresses, movies, music, events, ideas, and anything else you can think of. These are all strictly opinions, and if you don't agree, that is fine, just leave a comment with your opinion. I may argue but these are all just my opinions that I may make out to be fact, but once again, I understand that these are just my thoughts. Agree, disagree, or just don't comment at all. Just made for me to get my opinions written out and possibly entertain people in the process. Enjoy!

-Merwine