Christmas

Well it has been far to long since I have "blogged". Since my podcast is on a break, and my school work is done for month, it's time for me to complain about the world once again. What better way to start this rant but with my problems with Christmas.

Mariah Carey...I may have murdered that spelling. If you realized this, you are more than likely a faggot. Listen, I know she is a great pop-star and all, and she is of course going to cover Christmas songs. My problem is her newly created Christmas carol. No Mariah, no. You are NOT allowed to do such a thing to the art of Christmas tunes. How dare you curse the wonders and magic of the holiday by making a terrible, typical mainstream song about love...and just make it Christmas. You should be hung for this. Only Frank Sinatra and Bing Crosby are allowed touch Christmas tunes (along with a few others of the classics).

Pink Fake Christmas Tree...as if fake Christmas trees didn't piss me off enough, some retarded company decided to make one that's bright pink. WHY!? What part of Christmas tells you to go out and purchase a neon pink tree. "oh, but it's so modern". Dear Lord Baby Jesus! Christmas isn't meant to be a freak show modern art gallery! It's about tradition, family, friends, Jesus, and joy....and a giant orgy if you are pagan....but still. ANYWAY! This whole idea of a pink Christmas tree....only 13 year old girls should ever be like "lyke OMG! Itz pynk?!?!?! OOOOOOOO get it get it get it!!!!!1111" and the fathers should smack her and say "really?" That's how that should happen and no other way.

Inflatable Santa, Snowman, Grinch, etc...How much cornier can you be? Do you REALLY think that looks nice? Do you REALLY think people are going to say "oohhhhh...they DEFINITELY didn't get that at WALMART"? You trailer trash pieces of crap. There is ZERO class in giant inflatable anything's! End of story. I really can't say much more about this other than someone should pop them.

and last but certainly not least...

A Miser Brother's Christmas...this is a new movie that some jerkwads decided would be a great idea. "oh, let's rip off the best claymation ever created in the entire world". No...not a good idea. Snow Miser and Heat Miser are some of the best characters ever thought up. They have an amazing role in The Year Without A Santa Claus. That is where their role ends. Not in this corny animated movie that stars them and some sort of child-friendly plot showing how working together can...(vomit). Those guys were some crazy creatures that wanted everything for themselves! They wanted to conquer land and cause severe temperatures in those locations. They tried to shoot down two elves on a baby reindeer!!! How can you beat that!? This piece of crap should be burned and never played again. And don't even get me started with them re-doing the best songs of all time.

Christmas is full of amazing things...but douchebags LOVE to try and douche it up. Don't be one of those people this holiday season. Thanks a lot =]

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

-Ryan Merwine

CrazyGlueTV on Facebook

"i like it..."

Sooner or later I am going to need to just do a post on stupid facebook fads, but befor that happens, i need a short rant about "i like it..." This all started up about...well I noticed it today anyway. Girls have been posting where the like SOMETHING. It's supposed to seem like sex, but I'm pretty sure it's not really that. So they will post "i like it on my bed", "i like it on the floor", "i like it in my car" etc. The fact that I saw these didn't really piss me off. It actually just pissed me off to realize how robotic humans are. They see someone do this, ask about it, and then just do it themselves. What the hell is the matter with people. I feel stupid being angry over facebook but really now...come on people. That's all I have to say about this issue really. I need to study and have a podcast to do soon. I just wish people were some darn stupid.

"The truth is..."

I'm not sure when this started but it pissed me off IMMEDIATELY. Last night I was looking at my facebook homepage to see what was up...and all i saw was "truth is you are super pretty"..."truth is you are my best friend ever". And i'm like...wtf is up with everyone starting out with "truth is..."? So i then found out it's because people put there status updates as "and the truth is..." or "truth is....like this and i'll tell you". AND PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKED IT?!?! Are you seriously that full of yourself or in that much need to hear good things about you that you needed to like that status. You are practically begging for that person to say something nice to you. What the hell is the matter with people. First of all to put that up as your status...and for the people to actually like it? You are the most pathetic worthless kids I have ever seen. Why not just make your status "listen...i have no self confidence and need a boost...please lie to me so i can feel good". Is this another spread the love act? Part of me feels like i should do it just so i can rip into people and not make them feel good but tell them the TRUTH!!! This may have made me as angry as "you would" does. This is just evidence that this world is getting dumber and more and more pathetic! Truth is...you should kill yourself!

-Merwine

CrazyGlueTV

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Halo Reach

So...I don't understand the big deal for this new game. Bungie comes out with ANOTHER halo game?! Has the public not had enough of this? Listen bungie, you have TONS of other games that you can work on like....uhhh...alright, never mind. I forgot, BUNGIE HAS NOTHING ELSE! And come on now, the title...halo reach?...really? Listen Bungie, all of your fans have already switched over to Call of Duty, so just give up already. The only ones who are sticking by are the people with no friends, or still living in their parents basement. Thankfully for you, America is full of them. Poor poor souls. In conclusion, Halo Reach is going to be worse than Halo ODST. Keep REACHing out for your bottle you little children who play awful games like this.

-Merwine

America is getting dumber!

As the world progresses, so does technology. As some countries progress, it's not so much their technology but their way of living that seems to grow and develop. Well not here in America. Listen guys...I know we have crazy computers. I know we are creating robots to do everything for us. I know hardly anything needs to be done by hand now. I have something to say about this, and I don't think I can stress this enough....THIS DOES NOT MEAN WE ARE GETTING SMARTER. I can't deny that our technology is getting pretty darn amazing, but i do not believe this means we are getting more intelligent. We are getting lazier and lazier and the new technology are mostly things that make us think LESS. We as Americans think "well golly, we got to the moon and know about space and junk". Ok?...and this makes us smarter becuase? "well....not many other people can say this!" ...ok? and not many people can say they have 6 dicks...but does this make them more intelligent? What some of you don't know, is that other countries are much more developed than us. "BUT RYAN! We clearly have better things that are mass produced and we can buy!" Yes, this I know...I don't need to be reminded that we are consumer whores. Listen everyone...France has better health care than us, and can go home for lunch with their families while they are working. "pfft...but we don't have as many diseases and we have fast food and vending machines!" Yes, i realize that we have great condoms and are obese as hell, but France was able to figure out a way to save money or to somehow financial do all of this. What did we do...made the slap chop? added another pron site? figured out how to put a horse feeder on a human? Yeah, pretty much. Also, have you looked at TV? The new thing to get a laugh is getting kicked in the balls. The sad part is, I'm sure some of you laughed at just reading that.

Summing all of this up, the one way I can definitely tell we are getting super retarded is that we think we aren't! That's when you know you are stupid...when you are in denial. I mentioned in my psych class today that we are getting dumber. NOT ONE PERSON AGREED. But I did have like 3 people argue me saying that we are more intelligent. One girl gave an example that the kindergarten kids are learning things they should in first grade! Wow! And my professor said IQ scores are going up. OMG! Well there goes my whole argument....NOT. Listen...that's because other countries are already soooo much farther ahead than us. They are learning things in kindergarten that our 3rd graders learn. And IQ scores...who made the IQ test up? You can answer that yourself. Listen, if you don't think America is getting dumber, you have already fallen into the stage of denial and you help support my argument. So thank you for being an idiot =]

*this whole blog included myself since I am an American. Every one of these examples, you can count me being apart of.

For further explanation on this, watch the movie Idiocracy. It's more of a documentary than a comedy to me.

-Merwine

To my frequent readers!

Hello fans.
I need a huge favor from you! If you read my blog, and weren't to lazy to make an account, (in other words you are able to leave comments) follow me!

This way I can keep a better track of who is reading and who is not. Thanks a lot and a new blog will be posted today sometime. I think you'll be pissed.

-Merwine

Time...

Time continues on, no matter what's happening around us.
It keeps a steady beat that never wavers in the slightest.
No matter how much we ask for more time, or hope that time speeds up or slows down, it never happens.
Time keeps moving my friends.
and as each second goes by, there goes another blog I could be writing.
but I can't...BECAUSE I NEED IDEAS!!!

Come on guys? Did you really think I was going to do a blog on time?
Not my style on this blog!
Now give me your ideas so I can have you lovely people get pissed at me!

-Merwine

Raptor Jesus

Due to the lack of reader involvement, I had one suggestion.
Raptor Jesus it is!

I would first like to let everyone know that Raptor Jesus went extinct for you sins. Now here is the thing about Raptor Jesus...it's a 4chan "thing". If you don't know what 4chan is...then you fail, but i digress. Minus the whole 4chan thing, I am going to actually go in deep with Raptor Jesus.
No where in the Bible does it say Jesus was NOT a Raptor....

i can't do this....it's to hot in my dorm and it's Jesus....as a freaking dinosaur...

Nuff said

-Merwine

300!

That's right readers!
We have reached the 300 mark of how many times my blog has been viewed!
Keep on reading and don't be afraid to give me suggestions of my next blog. I'll rant about literally anything!!! I'm running out of ideas and want to know what you'd like to read.

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Going Green

Alright...this post is long overdue.

This is to all you people who are "going green". Listen...no one thinks you are more popular or a better person by being a fake hippie. Everything and everyone is going "eco-friendly" now. YOU WOULDN'T NEED TO IF YOU DIDN'T SCREW EVERYTHING UP IN THE FIRST PLACE! But guess what, no one cared before. So now let's all get back out our Grateful Dead shirts, man sandals, and peace signs to stop war and save our planet. I'd rather light my testicles on fire and have them eaten by a panda then give into that consumer crap! Everyone is far to dumb to realize this ploy though. They just jump on the band wagon of saving our planet. How screwed up does that sound? Jesus people, come on now. Get your own life and start doing something that matters. Like start figuring things out on your own and stop being so damn lazy if you care that much. "Going green" is one of the most hypocritical things since Christians saying "God is the only judge, not me". Let's go green by buying these bottles that use 30% less plastic...and drive our freaking Hummers to Walmart to pick it up! Everything in this world is getting soooo half-assed it's not even funny. Let's give to the poor and needy...and buy the new plasma TV. If you are going to give something....give it all or just keep it for yourself and be selfish. I'm not going to judge you on it. I'd rather the world be a bunch of selfish jerks before they start wearing peace signs and pulling this "no war" and "free hugs" consumer nonsense that is fake and half-assed anyway. And if you are wondering why I keep saying "consumer" it's because that's exactly what it is. You are just trying to fit in somewhere because you realize that you have no friends and it's much easier to buy some things to join a fake hippie clique than find a successful way to kill yourself from the loneliness and seeing how pathetic you really are.

Love, Ryan Merwine

Apology and Psychological Discussion

First I would like to apologize to my readers. I really didn't think anyone read my blogs nor cared about them enough to keep looking for an update. I guess I doubted my writing? Regardless, I've had enough complaints of me not posting to post a new one and follow through with what the votes have told me. So here comes a psychological discussion about something I did a report on last year for school...

ADHD.

I'm here to make the statement that I do NOT believe ADHD is an actual illness. It should not be a diagnosis about a psychological problem anyway. ADHD is just and excuse that parents can say "I can't handle my children so give them medicine to calm them down". It's just lazy parenting and the increase of technology. Technology just gets kids to sit on their asses doing nothing instead of expending their energy out playing sports or whatever. Well the parent doesn't want to deal with the child being slightly hyper (because they are a freaking CHILD) and just say "drug him". Now I would like to be clear in saying ADHD does not exist. ADD is a completely different story, just making that clear. Some evidence I have about ADHD not being real is the spike in the diagnosis of children having ADHD when the schools got grants from the government to aid the children with ADHD. It's crazy when the increase was over 70 percent in public schools but about 15 percent in private schools. Did I mention that private schools did NOT get the grant? So chew on that for a bit.
Moral of the story is that ADHD is not a real disorder and if you say you have it...then how about you stop being obese and just run around the block. Keep looking for new rants and how I can piss the majority of people off.

If you have comments on this or suggestions, feel free to comment on here or e-mail me at xxmerwinexx@yahoo.com


-Merwine

The Votes are In

It appears that anyone who wants to vote, has voted!

Well there is a 2-way tie for the next post between the psychological discussion and a song i like. Well since I did an album review already, I will do a post about a psychological discussion next. I will later put another poll up and include "song i like" just in case the album review wasn't enough (it doesn't seem as though it was since there are zero comments). Be prepared for a pretty sweet psychological idea and discussion.

Norma Jean "Meridional" Review

Alright, for those of you who do not know me very well, Norma Jean is my favorite band. This has (almost) NOTHING to do with the album review I am going to give about their latest album released on July 13, 2010 entitled "Meridional".

This album is a send-chills-through-your-body listen from beginning until the first few minutes of track 13. There has been such a progression with this band since their first released of "Bless the Martyr Kiss the Child". The level of complexity and intensity has just blown me away. In some songs there is a definite "Oh God, the Aftermath" feel with brutal screams, and disgusting breakdowns. The whole album though scream "New Norma Jean". This whole entire album is just a beastly expansion from "Norma Jean vs the Anti-Mother". Cory's vocals come out more so than ever before and have matured in such a way that they still have a brutal harshness but melodically enhanced. Basically, without going into great detail, this is, HANDS DOWN, the BEST album I have ever purchased! This band has grown so much and made some of the best decisions in their line-up and picking their style. The lyrics are just as strong as ever and the meaning is in your face (as always). If you have ever liked a heavier band or just love amazing music this is a MUST!!!

Next Up?

I understand that there are some people that read my blog but do not want to comment. That's fine by me, I don't need your comments but what I DO want is your opinion on what I post about. Here's your chance!

I Seen It

Alright...this is going to be a short one about a grammar problems that I really really hate! When people say they "seen" something. You "saw" it. I just don't understand how hard it is to remember that!


That is all.

In Response to Alex

So...recently my buddy Alex posted something on his blog about Synesthesia. The lucky guy can see colors and patterns when he listens to music. Well Alex, I can do it too! I listened to the song Pennies from Heaven - Louis Prima . It's a fun song. Well Alex, here is the image of colors and shapes i got listening to this.






Well...the image came to me about 30 seconds into the song. Minus the Shoop da Whoop faces. They appeared at 1:09 and helped confirm it at 1:27 til the end.

So I hope you all can experience something like this. Let me know if you do

Zombies!!!

Alright...so I wish I could tell you how long this will be but I never really know. I just let everything on my mind flow.

Zombies are...well I guess it'd be safe to say, an obsession of mine. They are one of the most interesting things I have ever "experienced" in my life. The sheer fright I get from a zombie when I think of it just chills me to the bone! A zombie is a walking corpse...a dead person that moves as if it were alive. The best part? All it wants to do is eat any living person! Like a robot, a zombie is driven by only THAT. I think the thing that attracts me the most about zombies is how REAL they are. To think that something that terrifying can seriously happen in our world just blows my mind.

Here is my rant on zombies, what the media has done to them, and the people that think they really know what they'd do in a zombie apocalypse.

First things first, I hate when people tell me the "best" zombie killing weapon. They just don't think things through. People decide that the most epic weapon is the best. WE'RE NOT IN A FREAKING VIDEO GAME! Alright skeptics, maybe the ZA (zombie apocalypse) will never happen, but if you're going to ask someone what they'd use in it, be realistic. The answers I hate most? Chainsaw and shotgun! Here is why. The chainsaw for starts is just ludicrous! Have you ever seen anyone cutting a tree before? They position themselves, line up the cut, and drive it home. You're telling me that you are going to just angrily swing that heavy, deadly machine towards a walking corpse...AND destroy it's brain...you must be on crack to think that! oh, and should I include that there is more than likely at least 20 others after you finish that one? Yeah, you probably won't get tired at all doing that. Next is the shotgun. Alright, first ask yourself...do I have a shotgun? If the answer is "no"...then SHUT UP! You aren't going to go freaking buy one in the middle of the apocalypse. Break open that piggy bank to get the 12-gauge! Then lets say you do have one...alright, how much ammo? Enough to take down 100 humans with head shots? Plus that shot gun is USUALLY a scatter shot which is USELESS in a ZA since you need to kill the brain. All this will do is cause the same amount of zombies coming at you, just now they have (more) meat hanging from them. If you get the single bullet...why not use a rifle? More distance on that one and much more accurate.

The point is, think people! Use your brain!

The next thing is the confusion in media. This is what usually causes people to say "i'd do this in a ZA" or "I'd totally use that in a ZA". This is more than likely part of the reason people want to use lawnmowers, chainsaws, fire, explosives, and baseball bats as weapons against the undead. I would like to quickly jump to fire. Fire is used with movie zombies regularly. It all started with the father of zombies himself, George Romero. Fire was an incredibly important part in his first zombie movie "Night of the Living Dead". This classic horror film was AMAZING! Please, don't think I am going against Romero in any way! He has created some pretty amazing films. My problem though is he did not create the ZOMBIE. He created the MOVIE ZOMBIE. Move zombies NEED to be more epic. They need weaknesses (fire in this case). The movie showed zombies not only being afraid of fire, but having fire as a useful weapon. Fist off, how the hell do zombies have fear? THEY ARE DEAD!!! Next, fire would not be very useful. Since zombies are dead, they do not have any pain...so instead of having a crippling corpse due to the ridiculous pain of burning flesh, you have a walking dead thing coming to eat you...AND IT'S ON FIRE! Well this could lead to houses being burned down...maybe the one you are trying to hold up in. It would take quite some time for the brain to melt/boil.

Next problem with the media is the use of blood. It's a horror movie...WE NEED MORE GUTS!!! Oh, i soooo agree. I love love love the gore of horror flicks. But zombies do NOT have blood squirting from their decimated appendages. Think about it...the heart is not pumping since it is dead...how the hell can blood be squirting? If there is still blood caught in their veins, it would spray from impact and that's all! So many people are worried about blood spray on zombies and refuse to go into in close melee combat. This will more than likely not happen. Do not be afraid to smash a zombie in the head with a crowbar because you may get a red shower. This doesn't mean to go charging in when you can kill from a range, but you gotta do what you gotta do. Don't let the movies fool you!

Also, zombies don't learn. I would explain this more but...it's getting repetitive. THEY ARE DEAD!!!! That's pretty much the answer to most of these arguments. Everything about them is dead other than the fact that they can move.

I must admit that a lot of my information has come from "the zombie survival guide" but this is because mostly all of it is accurate. I have read that book at least 3 times and have highlighted important information. I have also done my own research on the topic and found my OWN list of zombie killing weapons. My wish list, and my do-able list.

Here is my list of equipment!
Crowbar
Wooden Baseball Bat
Sturdy Kitchen Knife
Rope
Machete

If you care to have me explain any just leave it in a message.
Want me to evaluate your plan, equipment, supplies, etc? Just let me know in a comment! Any zombie question? I will answer here!

Vote Results

Well the results are in...and there were 3 votes.
Apparently my poll was screwed up and not allowing people to vote so that may have been an issue but here are the results.
1 vote for zombies
1 vote for the new pokemon
1 vote for edible underwear

It seems like I shall be doing a rant on each! Also, if there is something you would like to hear me rant on...I'm sure I have an opinion on it so just leave a comment saying what it is you'd enjoy hearing.

Prepare for a zombie rant very soon!

Up to you!

What should be my Next Rant Mathew McConaughey The New Pokemon Zombies Edible Underwear Results so far

Dashboard Confessional

This isn't going to be a long one at all because I am pretty tired but i'm looking for opinions here. Dashboard Confessional was an amazing group...AT FIRST! Is it just me or does it seem like the newer stuff is just garbage...like completely overproduced and lacking passion. Any comments? And also, in case I run out of ideas or you would like to hear my rant on a certain subject, now is your chance! Let me know of a topic you'd love to hear me rant about...I'm sure I have a strong opinion on it that you'd either like to hear or think it'd be funny for me to do.

Upcoming rants: Mathew McConaughey, Britney Spears, The New Pokemon, and The Catholic Church!

"You Would"

This is a post devoted to the saying "you would"...ok my rant about this is very simple, it's just a plain stupid thing to say. For instance, I say "I'm going to eat this burger in one bite" Response "pfft..you would!". Yes, of course I would...SINCE I JUST FREAKING SAID IT! Do people think they are being clever about saying that? or even funny? It's not like it's a thought provoking statement...nor creative. You would...whoever started that probably misheard the person...maybe they missed the beginning. Like all they heard was "...eat this burger in one bite" and they said "you would?"...yes, that would make sense! But noooooo....let's be stupid about it. You would...YES CUZ I JUST SAID I WOULD! Do people have a hearing problem. I don't think anyone understands the anger that rises inside of me when that is said...it's just being repetitive. Are they just trying to confirm in their tiny heads that this person would do such a thing. And sometimes it's not even a ridiculous thing to say. "well, i'm going to go to the bathroom now" "hah, you would"....am i supposed to be insulted by that? What a weak comeback if that's how it's supposed to be used. Ugh....so there is my rant on "you would". I hope people can sympathize with me about this if you never really thought about it, or if you have said it before not realizing how retarded you make yourself sound. Keep reading!

Quick Post

This week I shall be painting from 7-3:30 at work, and from 4:30-whenever at my church. So painting that frequently pretty much sucks! That is my rant about painting. It's hot and that stuff smells and makes your wrists hurt over time. Have a good one...i shall be posting a long rant whenever I get time to.

The Karma Monster

This is not a rant...this is a heads up to all of my readers. I'm sure some of you know what Karma is and those of you who do not, here is the definition. Karma - action, seen as bringing upon oneself inevitable results, good or bad, either in this life or in a reincarnation. Well listen up children...here is the full truth about karma. A few years back, a lot of terrible things were happening to me. Like the kind of things that you're like "wow, i guess i deserved that". For instance, if you steal some kids pokemon card, you lose your favorite...that kind of stuff. I then learned about Karma and how basically it is the keeping of a balance...if you do wrong, wrong must be done to you and same for the good. Well I then had my friend draw up a creature that was doing this to me...and his name?, The Karma Monster. Now I know what some of you are thinking, "Ryan! You were just a child and had a crazy imagination! Duh!" Well my friends, you are wrong! Because of doing this, I created a monster from the depths of my feelings, beliefs, and ideas. Maybe some of you don't believe monsters exist, then maybe it's a Karma Angel/Demon...or some kind of Karma Goat....I don't care! The point is....you need to be careful with what you do and say about anyone! I have damned us all by creating this beast and unfortunately it can not be controlled (i've tried). Evidence of the monster was present for me today thus causing this post. A few days ago i posted a rant about country music (just look below). Well today at work, I was painting and this girl brought her own music. It was all country....and i mean the dumb dumb songs such as (and these may not be the titles) Green Tractor, this ones for all the girls, i'm just a summer time girl, and so on and so forth. Unfortunately do go along with this, she only brought 2 cd's...We painted for 6 hours...Karma exists everyone. Please watch what you do and say...he gets you when you least expect it. And for those of you who are still skeptical and thinking "pfft...it's just coincidence" Go ahead and taunt him...you may not notice in the hour, day, even month or year...but something WILL happen, and when it does, we both know you will think "....Karma Monster?"

New Cartoons

This one will be pretty short. Cartoons created in this age are failing terribly! I miss the old ones and just to name a few: Hey, Arnold!, Angry Beavers, Cow and Chicken, Dexter's Lab, Ahhh! Real Monsters, Ed Edd n Eddy, Courage the Cowardly Dog, almost all of the cartoon cartoons, Rocko's Modern Life, and many many more! The new ones are just completely stupid and need to stop. I see all these new shows coming out and I watch the pilot episode and would much rather eat my eye with a spoon. They are just completely awful! There are a few decent ones such as Chowder, Misadventures of Flapjack, and pretty much anything on adult swim (adult swim rant coming soon? what do you think?). But overall Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network have just been showing terrible shows! They are beginning to grab hold of the reality television click. Cartoon network has live action shows now?!? Wasn't called CARTOON network for a reason!!! And nickelodeon might as well just change their name because they aren't anywhere close to where they used to be with Salute Your Shorts and Goosebumps...now they show iCarly, Naked Brothers Band, and Ned's Declassified...are you freaking serious?!?!? Are children just getting dumber?!?! Gah...well this was longer than i had expected. Comment and let me know what you think. Also for bonus points, list some of your favorite older cartoon shows. Shall be ranting again soon.

Country Music

Alright, here I go on this one. Country has to be one of the worst excuses for music I have ever heard. Listen, there MAY be some talented country vocalists, there MAY be semi-talented musicians...but the lyrics...come on! I don't care AT ALL about your tractor, your banjo, farm, open fields, or what you do on/with any of these! I can write country music lyrics if I was Helen Keller!

Sometimes I'm mad at the world
Mad at this town
Mad 'cause I can't lose the same five pounds
That I've been tryin' to lose for three or four years now.

Did I just fart or did I put down some country lyrics? I can't even tell. No one wants to hear about your life, ESPECIALLY with how terribly boring it is! Oh, and don't let me forget love songs. How they love to have a good country girl...what does that even mean? If they don't shave their arm pits and can ride a horse, you'll date them?

Country music...you need to just stop! Your vocal twang is not necessary...we all know you are a dirty hick by the twang in your instrumental.

TV

It's getting to the point where I can't turn on the TV without having something pissing me off. The new shows they are putting on and the ridiculous commercials are getting so insanely stupid. The world is becoming retarded one day at a time. A new show on abc family is called Huge. Are you serious?!?! A show saying that "i don't need to change myself from being fat because I'm fine how I am". NO...you are unhealthy and will die from clogged arteries! Commercials just being over exaggerated too. NO ONE HAS THAT MUCH TROUBLE WITH OPENING A BAG OF CHIPS!!! The things they come up with to make people stupider than they really are (which is a lot already). It's been about an hour since I had my blog and here's my first post....keep reading.

Starter Blog

Well, this is the first real blog site I'm going to do. I feel that I have a lot of thoughts through out the day of things that bother me for some reason or another. This will be my blog of all those thoughts and opinions about actors, actresses, movies, music, events, ideas, and anything else you can think of. These are all strictly opinions, and if you don't agree, that is fine, just leave a comment with your opinion. I may argue but these are all just my opinions that I may make out to be fact, but once again, I understand that these are just my thoughts. Agree, disagree, or just don't comment at all. Just made for me to get my opinions written out and possibly entertain people in the process. Enjoy!

-Merwine