Going Green

Alright...this post is long overdue.

This is to all you people who are "going green". Listen...no one thinks you are more popular or a better person by being a fake hippie. Everything and everyone is going "eco-friendly" now. YOU WOULDN'T NEED TO IF YOU DIDN'T SCREW EVERYTHING UP IN THE FIRST PLACE! But guess what, no one cared before. So now let's all get back out our Grateful Dead shirts, man sandals, and peace signs to stop war and save our planet. I'd rather light my testicles on fire and have them eaten by a panda then give into that consumer crap! Everyone is far to dumb to realize this ploy though. They just jump on the band wagon of saving our planet. How screwed up does that sound? Jesus people, come on now. Get your own life and start doing something that matters. Like start figuring things out on your own and stop being so damn lazy if you care that much. "Going green" is one of the most hypocritical things since Christians saying "God is the only judge, not me". Let's go green by buying these bottles that use 30% less plastic...and drive our freaking Hummers to Walmart to pick it up! Everything in this world is getting soooo half-assed it's not even funny. Let's give to the poor and needy...and buy the new plasma TV. If you are going to give something....give it all or just keep it for yourself and be selfish. I'm not going to judge you on it. I'd rather the world be a bunch of selfish jerks before they start wearing peace signs and pulling this "no war" and "free hugs" consumer nonsense that is fake and half-assed anyway. And if you are wondering why I keep saying "consumer" it's because that's exactly what it is. You are just trying to fit in somewhere because you realize that you have no friends and it's much easier to buy some things to join a fake hippie clique than find a successful way to kill yourself from the loneliness and seeing how pathetic you really are.

Love, Ryan Merwine