"The truth is..."

I'm not sure when this started but it pissed me off IMMEDIATELY. Last night I was looking at my facebook homepage to see what was up...and all i saw was "truth is you are super pretty"..."truth is you are my best friend ever". And i'm like...wtf is up with everyone starting out with "truth is..."? So i then found out it's because people put there status updates as "and the truth is..." or "truth is....like this and i'll tell you". AND PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKED IT?!?! Are you seriously that full of yourself or in that much need to hear good things about you that you needed to like that status. You are practically begging for that person to say something nice to you. What the hell is the matter with people. First of all to put that up as your status...and for the people to actually like it? You are the most pathetic worthless kids I have ever seen. Why not just make your status "listen...i have no self confidence and need a boost...please lie to me so i can feel good". Is this another spread the love act? Part of me feels like i should do it just so i can rip into people and not make them feel good but tell them the TRUTH!!! This may have made me as angry as "you would" does. This is just evidence that this world is getting dumber and more and more pathetic! Truth is...you should kill yourself!

-Merwine

CrazyGlueTV

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Halo Reach

So...I don't understand the big deal for this new game. Bungie comes out with ANOTHER halo game?! Has the public not had enough of this? Listen bungie, you have TONS of other games that you can work on like....uhhh...alright, never mind. I forgot, BUNGIE HAS NOTHING ELSE! And come on now, the title...halo reach?...really? Listen Bungie, all of your fans have already switched over to Call of Duty, so just give up already. The only ones who are sticking by are the people with no friends, or still living in their parents basement. Thankfully for you, America is full of them. Poor poor souls. In conclusion, Halo Reach is going to be worse than Halo ODST. Keep REACHing out for your bottle you little children who play awful games like this.

-Merwine

America is getting dumber!

As the world progresses, so does technology. As some countries progress, it's not so much their technology but their way of living that seems to grow and develop. Well not here in America. Listen guys...I know we have crazy computers. I know we are creating robots to do everything for us. I know hardly anything needs to be done by hand now. I have something to say about this, and I don't think I can stress this enough....THIS DOES NOT MEAN WE ARE GETTING SMARTER. I can't deny that our technology is getting pretty darn amazing, but i do not believe this means we are getting more intelligent. We are getting lazier and lazier and the new technology are mostly things that make us think LESS. We as Americans think "well golly, we got to the moon and know about space and junk". Ok?...and this makes us smarter becuase? "well....not many other people can say this!" ...ok? and not many people can say they have 6 dicks...but does this make them more intelligent? What some of you don't know, is that other countries are much more developed than us. "BUT RYAN! We clearly have better things that are mass produced and we can buy!" Yes, this I know...I don't need to be reminded that we are consumer whores. Listen everyone...France has better health care than us, and can go home for lunch with their families while they are working. "pfft...but we don't have as many diseases and we have fast food and vending machines!" Yes, i realize that we have great condoms and are obese as hell, but France was able to figure out a way to save money or to somehow financial do all of this. What did we do...made the slap chop? added another pron site? figured out how to put a horse feeder on a human? Yeah, pretty much. Also, have you looked at TV? The new thing to get a laugh is getting kicked in the balls. The sad part is, I'm sure some of you laughed at just reading that.

Summing all of this up, the one way I can definitely tell we are getting super retarded is that we think we aren't! That's when you know you are stupid...when you are in denial. I mentioned in my psych class today that we are getting dumber. NOT ONE PERSON AGREED. But I did have like 3 people argue me saying that we are more intelligent. One girl gave an example that the kindergarten kids are learning things they should in first grade! Wow! And my professor said IQ scores are going up. OMG! Well there goes my whole argument....NOT. Listen...that's because other countries are already soooo much farther ahead than us. They are learning things in kindergarten that our 3rd graders learn. And IQ scores...who made the IQ test up? You can answer that yourself. Listen, if you don't think America is getting dumber, you have already fallen into the stage of denial and you help support my argument. So thank you for being an idiot =]

*this whole blog included myself since I am an American. Every one of these examples, you can count me being apart of.

For further explanation on this, watch the movie Idiocracy. It's more of a documentary than a comedy to me.

-Merwine

To my frequent readers!

Hello fans.
I need a huge favor from you! If you read my blog, and weren't to lazy to make an account, (in other words you are able to leave comments) follow me!

This way I can keep a better track of who is reading and who is not. Thanks a lot and a new blog will be posted today sometime. I think you'll be pissed.

-Merwine

Time...

Time continues on, no matter what's happening around us.
It keeps a steady beat that never wavers in the slightest.
No matter how much we ask for more time, or hope that time speeds up or slows down, it never happens.
Time keeps moving my friends.
and as each second goes by, there goes another blog I could be writing.
but I can't...BECAUSE I NEED IDEAS!!!

Come on guys? Did you really think I was going to do a blog on time?
Not my style on this blog!
Now give me your ideas so I can have you lovely people get pissed at me!

-Merwine

Raptor Jesus

Due to the lack of reader involvement, I had one suggestion.
Raptor Jesus it is!

I would first like to let everyone know that Raptor Jesus went extinct for you sins. Now here is the thing about Raptor Jesus...it's a 4chan "thing". If you don't know what 4chan is...then you fail, but i digress. Minus the whole 4chan thing, I am going to actually go in deep with Raptor Jesus.
No where in the Bible does it say Jesus was NOT a Raptor....

i can't do this....it's to hot in my dorm and it's Jesus....as a freaking dinosaur...

Nuff said

-Merwine