Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Country Music

Alright, here I go on this one. Country has to be one of the worst excuses for music I have ever heard. Listen, there MAY be some talented country vocalists, there MAY be semi-talented musicians...but the lyrics...come on! I don't care AT ALL about your tractor, your banjo, farm, open fields, or what you do on/with any of these! I can write country music lyrics if I was Helen Keller!
Sometimes I'm mad at the world
Mad at this town
Mad 'cause I can't lose the same five pounds
That I've been tryin' to lose for three or four years now.

Did I just fart or did I put down some country lyrics? I can't even tell. No one wants to hear about your life, ESPECIALLY with how terribly boring it is! Oh, and don't let me forget love songs. How they love to have a good country girl...what does that even mean? If they don't shave their arm pits and can ride a horse, you'll date them?

Country music...you need to just stop! Your vocal twang is not necessary...we all know you are a dirty hick by the twang in your instrumental.
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  1. AnonymousJune 16, 2010 at 5:30 AM

    YES THANK YOU
    I respect country musicians because some of the stuff needed to make those twangy sounds is actually quite difficult, but I am TOTALLY there with you on the lyrics

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  2. garofaloJune 28, 2010 at 2:23 AM

    bahahaha fucking awesome merwine! i totally just listened to "big green tractor"(because i read all of your posts in reverse order) and.... yup, I literally thought the saaaame exact thing like really?? "you curled your hair so I knew you were looking to go somewhere" People somehow think that is romantic or some shit? I feel like the dude who wrote that song enjoys having sex with pigs.

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  3. XxMerwinexXJune 28, 2010 at 7:53 PM

    YES! most definitely Andy! Thank you alex and andy for seeing things through my eyes haha

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