"You Would"

This is a post devoted to the saying "you would"...ok my rant about this is very simple, it's just a plain stupid thing to say. For instance, I say "I'm going to eat this burger in one bite" Response "pfft..you would!". Yes, of course I would...SINCE I JUST FREAKING SAID IT! Do people think they are being clever about saying that? or even funny? It's not like it's a thought provoking statement...nor creative. You would...whoever started that probably misheard the person...maybe they missed the beginning. Like all they heard was "...eat this burger in one bite" and they said "you would?"...yes, that would make sense! But noooooo....let's be stupid about it. You would...YES CUZ I JUST SAID I WOULD! Do people have a hearing problem. I don't think anyone understands the anger that rises inside of me when that is said...it's just being repetitive. Are they just trying to confirm in their tiny heads that this person would do such a thing. And sometimes it's not even a ridiculous thing to say. "well, i'm going to go to the bathroom now" "hah, you would"....am i supposed to be insulted by that? What a weak comeback if that's how it's supposed to be used. Ugh....so there is my rant on "you would". I hope people can sympathize with me about this if you never really thought about it, or if you have said it before not realizing how retarded you make yourself sound. Keep reading!