Due to the lack of reader involvement, I had one suggestion.
Raptor Jesus it is!
I would first like to let everyone know that Raptor Jesus went extinct for you sins. Now here is the thing about Raptor Jesus...it's a 4chan "thing". If you don't know what 4chan is...then you fail, but i digress. Minus the whole 4chan thing, I am going to actually go in deep with Raptor Jesus.
No where in the Bible does it say Jesus was NOT a Raptor....
i can't do this....it's to hot in my dorm and it's Jesus....as a freaking dinosaur...
Nuff said
-Merwine
Dear Ryan, why are you so messed up?
ReplyDeleteis there a reason for this? were you raised by wolves? why do you suck at champs? shall i even mention sweat?
ReplyDeleteYou would. Haha.
ReplyDeleteI fucking love you. Thank you. Hopefully your readers will follow the TRUE religion, some day =P
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